My Team Mates - The Tinkerman

As an end of season special, The Tinkerman has taken time out from Football Manager 09 to answer the questions.....

BEST TRAINER probably between Gary and John Paul both give every exercise all they can

WORST TRAINER Too many to choose from but some of the excuses are doozies

QUICKEST PLAYER Phil Willie or Hendo, have to have a sprint off (but not at training coz none of them turn up)

SLOWEST PLAYER Another sprint off LOL or should that be crawl off

THE JOKER The one and only Godfrey. He is funny even when he doesn't mean to be

BIGGEST MOANER Step up Gary a plinth all to yourself

HARD MAN Jason talks the talk as does Gogs but Ross and JP run a close thing

MOST SKILLFUL Has to be Cookie Think he is only one who watches and takes tips from me

MOST INTELLIGENT Has to be a mastermind comp between Jason JP and Dave Lee

LEAST INTELLIGENT Ross and Hendo (dumb and dumber)

WORST TASTE IN MUSIC Not heard much of their music but if its clubland, trance or garage its ok by me

WORST DRESS SENSE If we are going by scants its JP and Stevie C. Normal day attire has to be Mickey, Flip of Hollywood regular methinks

LONGEST IN THE SHOWER? Sorry guys but too busy picking up wet smelly strips to be aware of this one, but will say as I don't take one it gives you the opportunity to pick someone else.

CABRERA TIL I DIE