Next up is Colin "Artic Lorry" Campbell......
BEST TRAINER- Training? Yeah we used to do that. can remember the names of the guys that went tho!
WORST TRAINER- Jason. the guy just holds the fence up all night claiming he's stretching.
QUICKEST PLAYER- Phil or Willie are pretty fast.
SLOWEST PLAYER- JP. Ill take you up on that sprint off big guy!
THE JOKER- Godfrey can have the dressing room in stitches. He's mental!
BIGGEST MOANER- Erm Gary Morrison is unreal! The grumpiest & most horny 19yr old I've ever met!
HARD MAN- Ross Allan. He's a bit of a bam!
MOST SKILLFUL- Maybe Cookie or Mickey.
MOST INTELLIGENT- Jason probably takes that one.
LEAST INTELLIGENT- Wee Hendo! he cuts his own hair! Enough said!
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC- Mickey is brutal with Rod Stewart in his van!
WORST DRESS SENSE- Wee Hendo's shellsuits are terrible!
LONGEST IN SHOWER- Half the team lack personal hygiene and don't shower but Mickey and his Shlong id say!
whos this tidy?! x
ReplyDeleteHe's pretty gantin like.
ReplyDeletewotever hes good in bed
ReplyDeleteColin, I wish your Mum would stop posting here!
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