My Team Mates - Colin Campbell

Next up is Colin "Artic Lorry" Campbell......

BEST TRAINER- Training? Yeah we used to do that. can remember the names of the guys that went tho!

WORST TRAINER- Jason. the guy just holds the fence up all night claiming he's stretching.

QUICKEST PLAYER- Phil or Willie are pretty fast.

SLOWEST PLAYER- JP. Ill take you up on that sprint off big guy!

THE JOKER- Godfrey can have the dressing room in stitches. He's mental!

BIGGEST MOANER- Erm Gary Morrison is unreal! The grumpiest & most horny 19yr old I've ever met!

HARD MAN- Ross Allan. He's a bit of a bam!

MOST SKILLFUL- Maybe Cookie or Mickey.

MOST INTELLIGENT- Jason probably takes that one.

LEAST INTELLIGENT- Wee Hendo! he cuts his own hair! Enough said!

WORST TASTE IN MUSIC- Mickey is brutal with Rod Stewart in his van!

WORST DRESS SENSE- Wee Hendo's shellsuits are terrible!

LONGEST IN SHOWER- Half the team lack personal hygiene and don't shower but Mickey and his Shlong id say!